小小鴨勇闖天涯

最近美國不景氣, 我們公司當然也不例外, 現在都在盡量減少支出, 什麼不該花的全砍掉, 出差最花錢, 砍掉, 手機也花錢, 砍掉... 公司COO還發信請大家一起腦力激盪有什麼可以省錢的方法! 今天我們部門幾個同事在討論連咖啡也不在供應了...T-man的反應很妙,簡直就是我們部門的活寶開心果 以下是我與T-man跟另一個同事K的對話 Me: I heard that company no longer offers free coffee... T-man: Really?!! Me: You can ask K, she told me that...but I don't care, I am not a coffee drinker! ha! T-man: Is that true? K: Yes, we use 700 packs of coffee per week, to cut that off, it's going to save some money for the company, We suggested it! T-man: Oh my god! Now the coffee is gone...Will toilet paper be the next? I NEED my COFFEE and TOILET PAPER!!!